You guys know what ? I have plenty of ideas on what to blog about... =)

I don't know what to write... I'm just too lazy and not motivated to write anything... and yea.. probably anything you could thought of as an excuse will be my excuse for not posting...

I should write something anyway.. oh yea.. and i wrote this paragraph like 2 hours after i finished the above sentences.. haha... so you get an idea how lazy i am.. it's actually 10pm now... despite the posting time of 8pm...

For the past weeks, i have no idea what am i doing..

On Saturday, din go out la.. watch Everton against MU... even though it's disappointing to see a draw... but their performance ain't that bad.. not gonna say much to avoid stirring the rivalry between clubs.. haha.... let's just wait and see..

Sunday, went to church as usual, meeting and children cell.. typical sunday la.. haha.. Then, at night, went out with family to have dinner.. After that, went to Nelson's house.. there was like six of us going to his house.. haha.. great ain't it ? We watch Chelsea against Liverpool... lolx... then Jun Yong and Eric came and join us..

AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY ERIC CAME... haha.. he wasn't a fan of football... probably because of the 2 big teams.. he just shout "GOAL!!!!!!!" at every possible occasion.. haha..

After the match, i set up the finally-fixed-xbox-360... almost one year since i touch it.. lol... so play until quite late... slept around 2 i think ? then woke up at 6 by the maid.. haha.. nvm oso la.. because needed to go to the family day... tried to wake the others up... but they are sleeping soundly.. lol.. so only me and ze kuan.. we walked there.. as it was quite close.. and serve as a warm up la..

The family day.. ok la.. nothing much oso.. i went away and go play basketball because i was too bored.. hehe... i was in the red team... we did quite ok and we got second if you count from the back that is.. haha.. then.. went to have lunch.. play in cyber for awhile.. and went home to sleep until just now at 7.. then i started to write this post and i wrote about not having idea on what to blog.. and just read from the top again.. you will know.. yea.. haha

Oh yea.. i forgot one thing...


I was just kidding about closing down this blog.. haha...


Sorry y'all, that's what happen when i'm too bored... =)

Closing Down This Blog

I'm sorry, people.. after much consideration.. i decided to close down this blog.. because i don't really have the time to manage and i need more time to study and do my homework.. i also desperately need some sleep.. as i have been sleeping in the school whole day...

So tht's all i'm gonna say.. Bye...

Romantic Rhyme =)

These were entries for a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic second line... Enjoy.. hehe...


Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
But what have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for these three words "go to hell!"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

New new new jersey.... =P

My dad woke me up this morning... he told me there is a parcel for me... i thought it's the long-waited nelson's jacket and my sports clothing.. but it isn't.. it's from UPS.. our stuff is shipped using pos-lambat... So i was thinking.. is this a mistake or what? But i saw my name and it's from kitbag.. i don't remember i order anything from kitbag..

Anyway.. i open it up quickly.. and guess what i found ? It's the Manchester United Jersey 3rd Kit.. with Scholes 18... hehe... i did order this la.. like this monday night.. didn't expect to be delivered to here so fast... Usually takes 2 weeks... So now guess who's the happy man? haha.. Hope Desmond don't see this.. =P



















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Nuggets of Wisdom...

1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

15. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

25. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.